JUST BEEN THINKING LATELY...
YOU KNOW YOU’RE PREGNANT WHEN...
YOU START REALIZING HOW OFTEN YOU DROP THINGS AND HAVE TO PICK THEM UP.
BY THE TIME YOU GET YOUR SHOES ON TO GO SOMEPLACE…YOU’RE READY FOR A NAP.
YOU START TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BATHROOM IS EVERYWHERE YOU GO… JUST. IN. CASE.
YOU DECIDE TO SAVE TIME AND MAKE 2 MEALS AT ONCE…SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK AGAIN…FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF.
YOU FEEL SOMEONE WATCHING YOU IN PUBLIC AND YOU STICK YOUR BELLY OUT...INSTEAD OF SUCKING IT IN.
YOU COMPLETELY REGRET WATCHING
YOU START REALIZING HOW OFTEN YOU DROP THINGS AND HAVE TO PICK THEM UP.
BY THE TIME YOU GET YOUR SHOES ON TO GO SOMEPLACE…YOU’RE READY FOR A NAP.
YOU START TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BATHROOM IS EVERYWHERE YOU GO… JUST. IN. CASE.
YOU DECIDE TO SAVE TIME AND MAKE 2 MEALS AT ONCE…SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO COOK AGAIN…FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AND A HALF.
YOU FEEL SOMEONE WATCHING YOU IN PUBLIC AND YOU STICK YOUR BELLY OUT...INSTEAD OF SUCKING IT IN.
YOU COMPLETELY REGRET WATCHING
FOOD NETWORK AT 10 PM.
YOUR HUSBAND WON’T LET YOU MOVE FASTER THAN A SNAILS PACE AND YOU EVEN CATCH HIM CLEANING THE TOILET WHEN HE SWORE UP AND DOWN BEFORE THAT HE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DO IT.
YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR CUTE SHOES AND HAIR AND START WORRYING ABOUT CAR SEAT SAFETY RATINGS AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE ENOUGH ONESIES.
YOU THINK EXERCISE IS WALKING
YOUR HUSBAND WON’T LET YOU MOVE FASTER THAN A SNAILS PACE AND YOU EVEN CATCH HIM CLEANING THE TOILET WHEN HE SWORE UP AND DOWN BEFORE THAT HE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DO IT.
YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR CUTE SHOES AND HAIR AND START WORRYING ABOUT CAR SEAT SAFETY RATINGS AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAVE ENOUGH ONESIES.
YOU THINK EXERCISE IS WALKING
TO AND FROM THE BATHROOM.
YOU SING “LOVE STORY” BY TAYLOR SWIFT TO YOUR FRESHLY MADE CINNAMON ROLLS- WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT.
YOU SING “LOVE STORY” BY TAYLOR SWIFT TO YOUR FRESHLY MADE CINNAMON ROLLS- WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT.
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