After your shots be sure to:
have a scream fest...
cry until your eyes turn red and puff up...
look confused and terrified...
So that mom will:
put warm compresses on your legs...
give you your Tylenol and a bottle...
take a bath with you...
and then lay on the bed with you watching trashy reality TV
until you fall asleep.
Love, Landon
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